Plausible Deniability Labs

Research free reportDrop 002 now in circulation
Research / 002October 2026
A dithered map of the 17 states in the guide beside the title Say vs. Do on H-1B.

A voter guide

The Single-Issue Voter's Guide to the Midterms: Say vs. Do on H-1B

Two scores for every candidate in 30 House and Senate races: what they did on H-1B, from 1,035 immigration bills, and what they say in public. Some of the strongest votes belong to people who never mention them.

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Free PDF · 33 pages

Research / 001October 2026
A dithered Janus bust behind a shutter, with a hand reaching through the opening.

An investment thesis

AI’s Next Competitive Advantage: User Autonomy

When several providers can perform the same valuable tasks, competition increasingly depends on how much of that capability users can actually access. User autonomy could become a source of retention and pricing power.

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We have no

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this collection.

  1. PDL does not comment on garments, rumoured or otherwise.
  2. Any resemblance to a two-faced institution is plausible.
  3. §4.2 permits redaction at our discretion, retroactively.

Plausible Deniability Labs makes research garments for people who were never here. Each piece is printed from a museum scan, dithered until it forgets its source, and released in quantities we cannot confirm.

Drop 002admitted

Four objects have cleared review. They now exist, officially, in sizes S to 2XL. Each carries the statement on its back.

  1. Witness, front print
    PDL.004In circulation

    Witness

    Head of King David, Paris, ca. 1145. Halftoned and slipped out of register.

    Saw everything. Recalls nothing.

    Carbon, ink navy. Organic cotton. $35Acquire
  2. Alibi, front print
    PDL.005In circulation

    Alibi

    Head of an Angel, France, ca. 1250. Dithered and smeared out of frame.

    Was elsewhere at the time, and has witnesses.

    Carbon, ink navy. Organic cotton. $35Acquire
  3. Rex ignotus, front print
    PDL.006In circulation

    Rex ignotus

    Head of a King, possibly Amiens, ca. 1180. Sheared into columns, eyes withheld.

    Reigned over something. Records do not say what.

    Carbon, ink navy. Organic cotton. $35Acquire
  4. Hic iacet nemo, front print
    PDL.007In circulation

    Hic iacet nemo

    A knight's tomb effigy, France, after 1248. Dissolving from the knees down.

    Here lies no one. Inscription pending.

    Carbon, ink navy. Organic cotton. $35Acquire

Drop 001accession pending

Three objects were placed under review. One has since been admitted. The others do not exist yet, officially.

PlateAccessionObjectColourStatus
Bifrons, print on carbon garmentPDL.001

Bifrons

Halftone double herm. Face A censored in a single mosaic band. Carries the first line of Catullus 16, translation withheld.

CarbonIn circulation
Redacted, print on ink navy garmentPDL.002

Redacted

Two heads at three-quarters. One face pixelated past recognition.

Ink navyUnder review
Specimen, print on ink navy garmentPDL.003

Specimen

Bayer-dithered photograph, printed at the resolution of a bad memory.

Ink navyUnder review